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Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.

I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

“HE GAVE ME LOADED DICE!”

Poison Ivy kicking off cosplay sundays! I decided against Fridays since that’s already so busy with other people’s themed spams, but Sunday — hereafter referred to as cosunplayday — has got nothing going on, so I’m claiming it as my own.

So here we go, 20 randomly selected cosplay pics from my cosplay collection interspersed with some wtf from my recently uncovered ‘lol fansubs’ folder. Because I can.

# fancosunsubplayday

# it rolls off the tongue

# like a wad of half-chewed kebab meat

# when you go 'blehhh why am I eating this rubbish?'

# and then you feel sad because you lost your shoes

# but enough about my social life

# gonna make like a tree and leaf all over you

# oh ew

# that was unintentionally gross

# i am the worst

dcu:

Well played Looney Tunes…
(pic via freeistheworst)

I own this! It’s the Superman & Bugs Bunny 4-part Looney Tunes/DC crossover. It is amazing. Marvin the Martian vs Kyle Rayner. Super!Elmer Fudd. Batman!Daffy. Speedy Gonzales & Roadrunner confound The Flash. Bugs trolls everyone ever. Pepe Le Pew hits on Wonder Woman and Plas. Completely amazing. I may just quickly bang out a spam.

dcu:

Well played Looney Tunes…

(pic via freeistheworst)

I own this! It’s the Superman & Bugs Bunny 4-part Looney Tunes/DC crossover. It is amazing. Marvin the Martian vs Kyle Rayner. Super!Elmer Fudd. Batman!Daffy. Speedy Gonzales & Roadrunner confound The Flash. Bugs trolls everyone ever. Pepe Le Pew hits on Wonder Woman and Plas. Completely amazing. I may just quickly bang out a spam.

↵ Originally posted by freeistheworst

↵ Reblogged from dcu

# the duck knight detec-a-tive

# cwisis in infinite earths

# something something fowl play

# crossovers that DID happen

# totally canon

# batman!daffy

# superman and bugs bunny

# the hero gotham unnerves

Oh look, he has friends!

Advertising their affiliation can’t be a good idea, but it’s wise move for the Brotherhood of Cock Blockers to branch out into protective gear.

# Cock blocker

# definitely needs a shield

# and probably a cup

# or does he throw this between cocks and their intended?

# or is 'cock blocker' a brand name?

# specialty equipment for fending off irate sex shop workers who throw dildos at you all day long

# what an interesting life he must lead

# you'd think the coat of arms would have a guy stabbing a rooster

Next week on The Bald and the Mutable: Kitty’s lust for revenge spirals out of control.

A closer look at Elvis!Joker. Assuming you haven’t fainted dead away from all the awesome.

# can't believe I didn't mention it before

# must have fainted dead away

# this just makes me think he's going to kill people with friend peanut butter sandwiches

# the silent killer

# unless he sings a selection of vegas!elvis hits the whole time

# I tried sewing sequins once and almost started flipping tables in frustration

# competitive pagentry at another level

# comic con

The Jackies bothered me, and yet I find this hysterical.

Check it out, the outfits Katara and Toph wore when they went to a fancy Earth Kingdom party. The outfits they wore once. For part of an episode. MADE REAL.

I don’t know why I’m even surprised any more at what fans can do, but I am.

Speaking of Dex-Starr…

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