Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.
I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.
“Put down those entertaining Mattel products, evil’s afoot at old McDonald’s Drive Thru!”
“The one that’s open 24 hours? With service and menu options that can’t be beat?”
“The very same. It’s a twelve piece bucket of terror that’s about to be seasoned with eleven secret herbs and spices. Of original recipe justice.”
“iPhone 4!”
(GLA 1)
- # I guess the dealership was all out of canyonero's
- # hyaaah!
- # *WHIP CRACK*
- # monkey joe is a filthy corporate sellout
- # I believed in you man!
- # but you're just.. like.. THE MAN
- # monkey joe says
- # suck it up hippy
- # monkey joe lives in the real world
- # monkey joe needs dem green
- # diamond-encrusted volkswagon platinum chains don't buy themselves
- # monkey joe has an image to maintain
- # monkey joe be high rollin'
- # tell that volvo rep to take a hike
- # lolol
- # IDEK
- # monkey joe
- # dinah soar
- # flat man
- # doorman
- # mr immortal
- # the gla quin-jetta
- # heroic suspension for an affordable price!
- # gla
- # great loakes avengers
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My dash reminds me of all the crazy crap I have in my folders.
BUT THIS TEAM UP IS STILL THE BEST EVER
