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I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

Zak and Crysta from FernGully. That’s not how handshakes work, bodacious fairy babe.

Zak and Crysta from FernGully. That’s not how handshakes work, bodacious fairy babe.

OBJECTION ROCK!

OBJECTION ROCK!

MY PARENTS ARE DUUUUUUUCKS!

MY PARENTS ARE DUUUUUUUCKS!

Bluetato and Booster Reginald! Or maybe just Beartato and Reginald in costumes.

Bluetato and Booster Reginald! Or maybe just Beartato and Reginald in costumes.

Speaking of superhero Abe Lincoln: Rushmore Fantastic Four.

Speaking of superhero Abe Lincoln: Rushmore Fantastic Four.

Green Lantern Godzilla vs Red Lantern King Kong. I don’t know what’s going on in Brightest Day right now, but they need to stop everything and focus on this storyline.

Green Lantern Godzilla vs Red Lantern King Kong.

I don’t know what’s going on in Brightest Day right now, but they need to stop everything and focus on this storyline.

I have no idea who their arch enemy would be or how it would happen but I want this team to have their own Super Buddies-style comic.

I have no idea who their arch enemy would be or how it would happen but I want this team to have their own Super Buddies-style comic.

They must be looking at the Marvel display.

They must be looking at the Marvel display.

Sock Monkeys! I have never wanted to hug two people more in my life!

Sock Monkeys! I have never wanted to hug two people more in my life!

Now to resume our regular schedule of hodgepodge nonsense.

Now to resume our regular schedule of hodgepodge nonsense.

oldhollywood: Better Homes & Gardens: Dream Evil Labs edition -Fredric March in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931, dir. Rouben Mamoulian) EVIL SCIENCE: DOIN’ IT RIGHT

oldhollywood:

Better Homes & Gardens: Dream Evil Labs edition -Fredric March in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde (1931, dir. Rouben Mamoulian)

EVIL SCIENCE: DOIN’ IT RIGHT

Juicy Brucey: “MY PARENTS ARE FUUUUNKAAAYYY!” Sweet Lady Honey Child Sistah Gurl: “My name is Diana!” *judo chop!* Supafly: “There’s a gigantic black caterpillar on my lip!”

Juicy Brucey: “MY PARENTS ARE FUUUUNKAAAYYY!”

Sweet Lady Honey Child Sistah Gurl: “My name is Diana!” *judo chop!*

Supafly: “There’s a gigantic black caterpillar on my lip!”