Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.
I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.
superman is never, ever not a total meatus
mostly in the silver age!!! but man, this panel
“You don’t even have a batcave. Get it together, Hal! GOD.”
- # lolol
- # supes is a party pooper
- # super heroes have apartments
- # those are the rules I made up just now
- # superman does not have time for your highschool crap hal
- # Hal Jordan
- # hal jordan doesn't even have an apartment
- # supes
- # superman
- # geez hal you don't even have a fortress of solitude
- # you sicken me
- # nut up hal
- # are you a super friend or a super loser?
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- Posted 1 year ago
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(via fuckyeahfriendscaps)
My brother and I would act out this scene every goddamn time one of us made a whipped noise. Because we are heinous dorks. WHUPAH!
- # most triumphantly heinous
- # YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
- # omg joey's face
- # reaction face
- # classic friends
- # ms chanandler bong
- # joey tribbiani
- # ross gellar
- # central perk
- # chandler can't do anything
- # chandler is the g'nort of sitcoms
- # which is still better than being hal jordan
- # hal jordan doesn't even have an apartment
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- Posted 1 year ago
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The Easy-Rider 2 cool 4 school Guardians of Oa do not give a shit, Hal.
- # hal jordan doesn't even have an apartment
- # guardians without a cause
- # rebels without an oa
- # WHY NOT BITCH
- # VROOOMM!
- # because motocycles are cool hal jordan!
- # you would know that if you had an apartment!
- # lolol
- # IDGAF
- # I love these guardians
- # dat bandana
- # Hal Jordan
- # guardians of oa
- # green lantern
- # I guess the guardians have been reading up on gary stus and want nothing to do with you hal
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So are the nipple piercings a standard part of Hawkman’s uniform? or they like medals that you only wear for special occasions?
- # so what if he has metal dangling from his now permanently perky nipples?
- # hal jordan doesn't even have an apartment
- # get your shit together!
- # Hawkman
- # comic con
- # cosplay
- # SDCC
- # SDCC 2010 cosplay
- # SDCC 2010
- # that harness suddenly takes on a kinky air
- # I hate thinking about superhero sex lives
- # :|
- # wings
- # MACE
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- Posted 1 year ago
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