Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

Roy & Ollie on the town.

Roy & Ollie on the town.

Gal Gardner and Olivia Queen!

Gal Gardner and Olivia Queen!

Some people were wondering what meme I was talking about back in this Aquaman post. Since I don’t actually know what it’s called and can’t search for a more coherent explanation or gallery, I guess you’re gonna get a spam. It all started with this screencap of a hug between gallant heroes celebrating teamwork and a job well done.TAKE IT IN (BELATEDLY EDITED TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN SENSE.)

Some people were wondering what meme I was talking about back in this Aquaman post. Since I don’t actually know what it’s called and can’t search for a more coherent explanation or gallery, I guess you’re gonna get a spam.

It all started with this screencap of a hug between gallant heroes celebrating teamwork and a job well done.

TAKE IT IN

(BELATEDLY EDITED TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN SENSE.)

Another reason why I love this episode would be Mera and her enthusiasm for a lame surface family vacation: Mera: We could visit the museum of cheese! Aquaman: HA! I EAT CHEESE FOR BREAKFAST! And of course I love the team-ups and the great meme they spawned.

Another reason why I love this episode would be Mera and her enthusiasm for a lame surface family vacation:

Mera: We could visit the museum of cheese!

Aquaman: HA! I EAT CHEESE FOR BREAKFAST!

And of course I love the team-ups and the great meme they spawned.

Ollie’s dating tips are concise and to the point. He makes the ladies quiver and men green with envy. Something something target demographic.

Ollie’s dating tips are concise and to the point. He makes the ladies quiver and men green with envy. Something something target demographic.

Ollie’s tears are so manly they scare the piss out of me. …or it might just be his face.

Ollie’s tears are so manly they scare the piss out of me. …or it might just be his face.

comic-relief: You always take bitch seat on Dinah’s bike. There’s nothing I don’t love about this. BC: Wooo! We some crazy motherfuckers! GA: This is seriously impractical. *pose*

comic-relief:

You always take bitch seat on Dinah’s bike.

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

BC: Wooo! We some crazy motherfuckers!

GA: This is seriously impractical. *pose*

Now you might be thinking, “but didn’t Ollie already have a perfectly fine beard to begin with?” and you would be WRONG. A Vandyck isn’t anything but a moustache and a goatee in cahoots. Like two kids, one standing on the other’s shoulders, wearing a big coat and trying to get into a grown up beard party. No one’s falling for it!

Now you might be thinking, “but didn’t Ollie already have a perfectly fine beard to begin with?” and you would be WRONG. A Vandyck isn’t anything but a moustache and a goatee in cahoots. Like two kids, one standing on the other’s shoulders, wearing a big coat and trying to get into a grown up beard party. No one’s falling for it!