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Saved the best for last. I would not be surprised if Michael Bay got all his ideas from this guy. Go back to the beginning of the spams: wtf fansubs start here. Cosplay sunday starts here. And all the cosplay I’ve ever posted (if my tags aren’t being weird) is here.

Saved the best for last. I would not be surprised if Michael Bay got all his ideas from this guy.

Go back to the beginning of the spams: wtf fansubs start here. Cosplay sunday starts here. And all the cosplay I’ve ever posted (if my tags aren’t being weird) is here.

cuckoos: From Wonder Woman #600 out this Wednesday. I wasn’t expecting it, but I love the change of costume. via dcu.blog.dccomics.com I want to burn it in a thousand fires. Especially that completely useless ugly cropped jacket. The pants/tights/shoes look like she’d have to stop after every kick to coax the fabric out of her crotch and that choker is the absolute worst of all. “Hey Wonder Woman! We know you get into a lot of fights so we thought we’d design something utterly superfluous that goes around your neck that absolutely anyone could grab on to! LOLOL it’s called a choker! I hope no one gets any ideas!” A THOUSAND FIRES I TELL YOU.

cuckoos:

From Wonder Woman #600 out this Wednesday.

I wasn’t expecting it, but I love the change of costume.

via dcu.blog.dccomics.com

I want to burn it in a thousand fires. Especially that completely useless ugly cropped jacket. The pants/tights/shoes look like she’d have to stop after every kick to coax the fabric out of her crotch and that choker is the absolute worst of all.

“Hey Wonder Woman! We know you get into a lot of fights so we thought we’d design something utterly superfluous that goes around your neck that absolutely anyone could grab on to! LOLOL it’s called a choker! I hope no one gets any ideas!”

A THOUSAND FIRES I TELL YOU.

crabcakes: 30 Rock 30 Day Challenge Day 8: Favorite Tracy Moment 3x12, Larry King: Tracy dispenses financial advice on Larry King Live We’re here with Tracy Jordan, who, by the way, just recounted the entire plot of Teen Wolf. Larry, I’m not an expert, but I do have a strong opinion. Look, I grew up here, Larry, in the days before Starbucks. And if Wall Street crashes, it will be the 1970’s all over again; people will get mean, the streets won’t be safe, it’ll be graffiti everywhere, and the movies will only be $3. Devil’s avocado here, Larry. I think people should freak the geek out! Withdrawal all your money and hide it! I’m saying the Disney-fication of New York is over, everyone. At the stroke of midnight, your Lexus is going to turn back into a hot pile of rats fighting over a human finger. I think the Larry King segments showcase Tracy’s craziness the best. I have used “Devil’s avocado” in conversation at least once a week since this episode aired.

crabcakes:

30 Rock 30 Day Challenge

Day 8: Favorite Tracy Moment

3x12, Larry King: Tracy dispenses financial advice on Larry King Live

We’re here with Tracy Jordan, who, by the way, just recounted the entire plot of Teen Wolf.

Larry, I’m not an expert, but I do have a strong opinion.

Look, I grew up here, Larry, in the days before Starbucks. And if Wall Street crashes, it will be the 1970’s all over again; people will get mean, the streets won’t be safe, it’ll be graffiti everywhere, and the movies will only be $3.

Devil’s avocado here, Larry. I think people should freak the geek out! Withdrawal all your money and hide it!

I’m saying the Disney-fication of New York is over, everyone. At the stroke of midnight, your Lexus is going to turn back into a hot pile of rats fighting over a human finger.

I think the Larry King segments showcase Tracy’s craziness the best. I have used “Devil’s avocado” in conversation at least once a week since this episode aired.

nevver: Dali Outta the way, bitches! I’m coming through.

nevver:

Dali

Outta the way, bitches! I’m coming through.