Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.
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Getting in on #fuckyeahalfred weekend.
I think this is from Booster Gold (Volume 2) #11.
Click for hi-res and Alfred’s snappy lines.
“Please pardon my skepticism.”
Oh, Alfred. And I should really put this in queue since it isn’t technically the weekend yet (it’s Friday for me).
Transcribed because it’s a bit hard to read:
Bruce: She was on the verge of a breakdown, and unfortunately, there’s a situation that demands Batman’s attention.
Alfred: And so, in keeping with conventional wisdom, you’ve chosen to secretly drug your girlfriend.
Bruce: I had no choice, Alfred. I’m going to lay her out in the east bedroom. See that she’s comfortable.
Alfred: Yes sir.
Alfred Pennyworth, he’ll buttle the fuck out of you.
Be more louche, ya douche.
source: Batman #655
Last one for now. NGL, I’d hit it.
what what what. WHAT.
WHAT.
(Batman #686: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?)
And #fuckyeahalfred weekend rolls on.
Don’t get him started on his qualms.
