Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.
I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.
White pelicans try to catch fish in their wide open beaks during feeding time at the Marlow bird park in northern Germany
MADNESS
hey everyone, it’s crakkajamma-tag-recreation time! “# pelicans are martians # that’s the rumor I’m starting # how do they live with beaks like that? # freaks”
Also, are there any superheroes with pelican names, themes, or powers? Because there should be. Just think of how much fun you could have with that costume.
#that’s the rumor I’m starting is one of my favourite tags! Because why even pretend that my tags make sense. Also: pelicans need to be taken down a peg. Freaks.
I bet the The Tick would have a pelican-themed superhero. It already has The Deadly Nose and Super Pilgrim, I could absolutely believe there’s someone with an engorged gullet of justice waiting in the ranks.
It’s not Super Pelican (Peli-man? The Pelican?) but The Tick does have some other gems, I give you: El Flamingo from Tick: Heroes of the City #1.
He’s a lifeguard. At a country club. Who stands on one leg in a pool guarding against ne’er-do-well’s like…
CABANA BOY, master of pool-side crime.
Careful! He’s got a wet towel!