Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.

I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

UPCOMING SPAM:
  • Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.
  • The Unwritten
  • Pride of Baghdad
  • Mouse Guard
  • The Incredibles

Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

awyeahlife:

crakkajamma:

allcreatures:

White pelicans try to catch fish in their wide open beaks during feeding time at the Marlow bird park in northern Germany

MADNESS

hey everyone, it’s crakkajamma-tag-recreation time! “# pelicans are martians # that’s the rumor I’m starting # how do they live with beaks like that? # freaks”
Also, are there any superheroes with pelican names, themes, or powers? Because there should be. Just think of how much fun you could have with that costume.

#that’s the rumor I’m starting is one of my favourite tags! Because why even pretend that my tags make sense. Also: pelicans need to be taken down a peg. Freaks.
I bet the The Tick would have a pelican-themed superhero. It already has The Deadly Nose and Super Pilgrim, I could absolutely believe there’s someone with an engorged gullet of justice waiting in the ranks.

awyeahlife:

crakkajamma:

allcreatures:

White pelicans try to catch fish in their wide open beaks during feeding time at the Marlow bird park in northern Germany

MADNESS

hey everyone, it’s crakkajamma-tag-recreation time! “# pelicans are martians # that’s the rumor I’m starting # how do they live with beaks like that? # freaks”

Also, are there any superheroes with pelican names, themes, or powers? Because there should be. Just think of how much fun you could have with that costume.

#that’s the rumor I’m starting is one of my favourite tags! Because why even pretend that my tags make sense. Also: pelicans need to be taken down a peg. Freaks.

I bet the The Tick would have a pelican-themed superhero. It already has The Deadly Nose and Super Pilgrim, I could absolutely believe there’s someone with an engorged gullet of justice waiting in the ranks.

It’s not Super Pelican (Peli-man? The Pelican?) but The Tick does have some other gems, I give you: El Flamingo from Tick: Heroes of the City #1.
He’s a lifeguard. At a country club. Who stands on one leg in a pool guarding against ne’er-do-well’s like…

It’s not Super Pelican (Peli-man? The Pelican?) but The Tick does have some other gems, I give you: El Flamingo from Tick: Heroes of the City #1.

He’s a lifeguard. At a country club. Who stands on one leg in a pool guarding against ne’er-do-well’s like…