Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.

I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

Maleficent — possibly on her way to some parties she wasn’t invited to.

Maleficent — possibly on her way to some parties she wasn’t invited to.

There was a time when I didn’t post Disney Princesses every goddamn day. Those were dark times indeed.

There was a time when I didn’t post Disney Princesses every goddamn day. Those were dark times indeed.

Kuzco, Kim Possible, Rufus and Mulan! Just add a Japanese kid with huge shoes, spiky hair and a confusing back story for an instant Kingdom Hearts game.

Kuzco, Kim Possible, Rufus and Mulan! Just add a Japanese kid with huge shoes, spiky hair and a confusing back story for an instant Kingdom Hearts game.

(^ 3 ^)

(^ 3 ^)

Man, she’s got more caves than Batman.

Man, she’s got more caves than Batman.

That seagull might have been on to something.

That seagull might have been on to something.

Bibbidi bobbidi boo-ya bitches!

Bibbidi bobbidi boo-ya bitches!

This is why you never let Disney Princesses out of their cages. People get killed!

This is why you never let Disney Princesses out of their cages. People get killed!

There’s never a taxi when you need one.

There’s never a taxi when you need one.

Deadpool photo-bombing the White Queen and Giselle. Because of course he is.

Deadpool photo-bombing the White Queen and Giselle.

Because of course he is.