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As you may be aware, these days everything ever gets an unnecessary promotional comic book. Metalocalypse is no exception. Interestingly, instead of a rehash of an episode plot or an Adult Swim pimping spree they went with a crossover with The Goon. The art isn’t my thing, but oh my god the dialogue is perfect.Incoming mini-spam!

As you may be aware, these days everything ever gets an unnecessary promotional comic book. Metalocalypse is no exception.

Interestingly, instead of a rehash of an episode plot or an Adult Swim pimping spree they went with a crossover with The Goon. The art isn’t my thing, but oh my god the dialogue is perfect.

Incoming mini-spam!

Continuity note, you nerds!

Continuity note, you nerds!

The set up involves a secret sect who have been carefully breeding the perfect anti-human by manipulating the inbred descendants of a deformed aristocratic idiot. The goal: A vessel so distorted and vile that its mere existence will be enough to create a rift in the universe. i.e. Murderface. The last remaining sect member uses Murderface’s supernatural awfulness to transport the band (Mordhaus and all) to The Goon’s universe. All they know is that the TV isn’t working.

The set up involves a secret sect who have been carefully breeding the perfect anti-human by manipulating the inbred descendants of a deformed aristocratic idiot. The goal:

A vessel so distorted and vile that its mere existence will be enough to create a rift in the universe.

i.e. Murderface.

The last remaining sect member uses Murderface’s supernatural awfulness to transport the band (Mordhaus and all) to The Goon’s universe. All they know is that the TV isn’t working.

THEY HAVE A PHYSICIST ON STAFF

THEY HAVE A PHYSICIST ON STAFF

You must always read Skwisgaar’s lines aloud to yourself. With a barely-restrained stuck-up fury.

You must always read Skwisgaar’s lines aloud to yourself. With a barely-restrained stuck-up fury.

With no tv to watch they have to go find a bar and all-important alcomahol. The locals think the guys are women because of their long hair, Toki thinks the locals are having a costume party. Luckily he came prepared.

With no tv to watch they have to go find a bar and all-important alcomahol. The locals think the guys are women because of their long hair, Toki thinks the locals are having a costume party. Luckily he came prepared.

Skwisgaar is so smooth with the GMILFS.

Skwisgaar is so smooth with the GMILFS.

Now I know what it is like to lol like a sociopath.

Now I know what it is like to lol like a sociopath.

Meanwhile, Murderface is making friends.

Meanwhile, Murderface is making friends.

This is pretty funny in context, but funnier without it. So no context for you.

This is pretty funny in context, but funnier without it. So no context for you.

YOU’RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

YOU’RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL

/end spam. Just a panel from the second image, tidied up. For your reaction folder, with my compliments.

/end spam. Just a panel from the second image, tidied up. For your reaction folder, with my compliments.