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I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

I have no idea what’s going on here and I don’t want to know. Context would only ruin the hilarity.

I have no idea what’s going on here and I don’t want to know. Context would only ruin the hilarity.

King Creon, Megara’s dad. This series has so many amazing faces. (Incredible Hercules 126)

King Creon, Megara’s dad. This series has so many amazing faces.

(Incredible Hercules 126)

I don’t even know.

I don’t even know.

fuckyeahlongbox: YOU CAN TELL I WROTE THAT LAST ONE EARLIER THIS MORNING BEFORE I STARTED DRINKING. ANYWAY. IF ANYONE HAS THE CONTEXT FOR THIS PICTURE I WILL REWARD YOU WITH THE SPAM OF YOUR CHOICE NEXT WEEKEND. I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW IT GOT ON MY HARD DRIVE. You got that from Scans Daily! I know because I have the exact same contextless file in my Alfred folder (shut up, of course I have an Alfred folder) that I was WTFing at. It’s from Detective Comics #524, Bruce has just stumbled home while a conveniently inconvenient Wayne Manor Fancy Party is in full swing. Naturally he has injuries from fighting a squid with well-placed karate chops (no, seriously) and the woman, Trina Todd, has just walked in on him receiving medical attention from Alfred & Dick. Without his mask. While holding his Batman shirt. Covered in squid marks. Waving a flag going “haaaay I’m Batman!” Well, maybe not that last one. Ahhh I’ll just post the page.

fuckyeahlongbox:

YOU CAN TELL I WROTE THAT LAST ONE EARLIER THIS MORNING BEFORE I STARTED DRINKING.

ANYWAY. IF ANYONE HAS THE CONTEXT FOR THIS PICTURE I WILL REWARD YOU WITH THE SPAM OF YOUR CHOICE NEXT WEEKEND. I SERIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW IT GOT ON MY HARD DRIVE.

You got that from Scans Daily! I know because I have the exact same contextless file in my Alfred folder (shut up, of course I have an Alfred folder) that I was WTFing at.

It’s from Detective Comics #524, Bruce has just stumbled home while a conveniently inconvenient Wayne Manor Fancy Party is in full swing. Naturally he has injuries from fighting a squid with well-placed karate chops (no, seriously) and the woman, Trina Todd, has just walked in on him receiving medical attention from Alfred & Dick. Without his mask. While holding his Batman shirt. Covered in squid marks. Waving a flag going “haaaay I’m Batman!”

Well, maybe not that last one.

Ahhh I’ll just post the page.