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Ghost Rider and Lex Luthor at Bugs Bunny’s barbershop. Already brilliant, but the magazine titles put it over the top.

Ghost Rider and Lex Luthor at Bugs Bunny’s barbershop. Already brilliant, but the magazine titles put it over the top.

Melissa Robbins: Coach McGuirk, I was just wondering how come they cancelled the game after ten minutes? Coach McGuirk: Well, because we were losing by 20 goals, Melissa. It’s called the Slaughter Rule. You know, Melissa, if we played the full game, we probably would have lost by a hundred goals. I don’t know why I’m saying “we”. I wasn’t out there running around like it was the first time I ever used my legs! Melissa. You’re the best, coach!
Melissa Robbins: Coach McGuirk, I was just wondering how come they cancelled the game after ten minutes?
Coach McGuirk: Well, because we were losing by 20 goals, Melissa. It’s called the Slaughter Rule. You know, Melissa, if we played the full game, we probably would have lost by a hundred goals. I don’t know why I’m saying “we”. I wasn’t out there running around like it was the first time I ever used my legs! Melissa.

You’re the best, coach!

I guess the batkids all had this up their sleeves if they were ever unhappy with their working conditions.

I guess the batkids all had this up their sleeves if they were ever unhappy with their working conditions.

I assume this was during the testing stages. It doesn’t make much sense to go out looking for sharks to repel. Doesn’t make much sense to dress up like a bat vigilante either, so…

I assume this was during the testing stages. It doesn’t make much sense to go out looking for sharks to repel.

Doesn’t make much sense to dress up like a bat vigilante either, so…

And we finally come to the end of Music Meister Fest 2010. Let us never speak of it again.

And we finally come to the end of Music Meister Fest 2010. Let us never speak of it again.

Earth-3 Music Meister is adorable. I’d call him The Master Maestro. If you’re not hip to the alternate universes, Earth-3 is the one where criminal counterparts are the good guys and the the heroes are the bad guys. Batman = Owlman, Justice League = Crime Syndicate, etc…

Earth-3 Music Meister is adorable. I’d call him The Master Maestro.

If you’re not hip to the alternate universes, Earth-3 is the one where criminal counterparts are the good guys and the the heroes are the bad guys. Batman = Owlman, Justice League = Crime Syndicate, etc…

There’s been a lot of poetry flying around on the comics tumblr community lately and I was inspired to write some simple couplets of my own in praise of this fanart trope. Ahem.As long as there will ever be Stars in the sky and fish in the sea Men will be drawn as the Moon Princess Poised for action in a sailor dress

There’s been a lot of poetry flying around on the comics tumblr community lately and I was inspired to write some simple couplets of my own in praise of this fanart trope. Ahem.

As long as there will ever be

Stars in the sky and fish in the sea

Men will be drawn as the Moon Princess

Poised for action in a sailor dress

This is as good a place as any to throw in some pictures of Tiana and Charlotte dressed as superheroes.

This is as good a place as any to throw in some pictures of Tiana and Charlotte dressed as superheroes.