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I dream in comic book panels.

dcu:

Weirdest dream of my life, with beautiful art. If I ever get a chance to write for Booster Gold, I have a hell of a story to tell…

I had a dream in comic panels about Catwoman inexplicably rolling with one of those L.A. latino girl gangs. They were awesome and sassy and were all dolled up with excessive lip-liner (read: any lip-liner) and all wore Catwoman cowls that were decorated like Mexican wrestler masks.

The whole ‘plot’ was them cruising the streets in their tricked out yellow jeep and catcalling all the Robins. It culminated in them doing donuts/burnouts in Wayne Manor’s garden and an impromptu pool party in one of WayneCorps corporate fountains.

It was rad to the max.

↵ Originally posted by dcu

↵ Reblogged from dcu

# I had a fever dream like this once

# catwoman

# catcholas

# this is my treatment for the next gaga video

# trololol

# trolling robins

# bonding activity

# impromptu pool parties are the best pool parties

# does WayneCorp even hava fountain?

# I've seen pictures of meixcan wrestler masks with little cat ears

# that must be where that element came from

# but wtf to everything else

# if I was a writer I'd just fic this foolishness

# but I'm not so i won't

# this concept would go well with Annie's 'My love Is Better'

duskflare:

cowl:

ignitions:

(via)

Beautiful

ohmygoodness!

What they^ said. (Somehow I screwed up the quoting thing. IDK.)

# the best catwoman

# dat everything

# I can even forgive the impractical shoes

# her catwoman was more lounging and purring than breaking and entering anyway

# glamorous criminal

# purple

# sparkles

# thanks for everything julie newmar

cowl:

♥

Whoo! *fans self*

It took me ages to figure out what I was looking at. I thought Selina’s neck and bosomy bits were a back and buttocks all squished up against a weird rock. My brain can’t deal with a lack of faces so it turns it into some Magic Eye weirdness.

↵ Originally posted by sedusas

↵ Reblogged from comic-relief

# IT'S A SAILBOAT

# bat/cat

# I seriously cannot unsee the cleavge buttocks

# why is bruce just laying there

# is that ever bruce?

# she could have just dressed up a sack of catnip

# heavy eyemake up ftw

# the best catwoman

# insert cat puns here

# purrfection

(via loveyourchaos)

↵ Originally posted by loveyourchaos

↵ Reblogged from loveyourchaos

# lee meriwether

# second best catwoman

# sparkly catsuit

# dat cat

# dem heels

# that cat doesn't want to be there

# you know she's planning shenanigans

# that's one thing missing with a lot of modern catwomen

# mischievous shenanigans

# but that's just me

# I'll take camp over grimdark any damn day

# black and white

# catwoman

(Tim Sale’s Solo)

# my favourite catwoman

# kissy face

# bruce is not pleased

# the grim determined line of him mouth gives away nothing

# but you know he's willing away a bat-boner

BRUCE IS TAKING ALL OF HIS TOYS AND GOING HOME! THEN HE’S GOING TO PUT A SIGN OUT SIDE THE BATCAVE THAT SAYS ‘NO GIRLZ ALLOWED’ AND GET STARTED ON HATING CATWOMAN FOREVER AND EVER. THAT WILL SHOW HER. THAT WILL SHOW EVERYONE!

# FLOUNCE!

# selina must have unfollowed him

# AND DON'T THINK YOU'RE INVITED TO HIS SWEET SIXTEEN

# holy hyperbole batman!

# bawww

# selina has cooties anyway

# I'm not your friend!

# source unknown

Selina…..CatWoman by *kizer180 on deviantART

My absolute favourite catwoman concept. Major props for the pre-catfabulous Selina design too. Usually that version of her is Hollywood Homely, i.e. a typically attractive woman with, GASP, un-brushed hair, glasses and a shapeless outfit. This one is dead-on plain and repressed and it’s awesome.

And check it out, they’re both wearing appropriately styled FLAT/LOW HEELED SHOES! Hurrah! Someone who understands that she’s a cat burglar, not a cat-suit fetish model.

# I love that pose

# the whip/tail is perfect