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I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

Ugh. Just look at these magnificent bastards. I love GPW so much.

Ugh. Just look at these magnificent bastards. I love GPW so much.

dcu: Well played Looney Tunes… (pic via freeistheworst) I own this! It’s the Superman & Bugs Bunny 4-part Looney Tunes/DC crossover. It is amazing. Marvin the Martian vs Kyle Rayner. Super!Elmer Fudd. Batman!Daffy. Speedy Gonzales & Roadrunner confound The Flash. Bugs trolls everyone ever. Pepe Le Pew hits on Wonder Woman and Plas. Completely amazing. I may just quickly bang out a spam.

dcu:

Well played Looney Tunes…

(pic via freeistheworst)

I own this! It’s the Superman & Bugs Bunny 4-part Looney Tunes/DC crossover. It is amazing. Marvin the Martian vs Kyle Rayner. Super!Elmer Fudd. Batman!Daffy. Speedy Gonzales & Roadrunner confound The Flash. Bugs trolls everyone ever. Pepe Le Pew hits on Wonder Woman and Plas. Completely amazing. I may just quickly bang out a spam.

Which Earth is the Eldritch Abomination Earth? I really want to avoid Cthulhu-man if I can.

Which Earth is the Eldritch Abomination Earth? I really want to avoid Cthulhu-man if I can.

I really hope Steampunk Batman is a villain so his origin story can involve falling into a vat of bat-shaped brass fittings.

I really hope Steampunk Batman is a villain so his origin story can involve falling into a vat of bat-shaped brass fittings.

Another Steampunk Batman — looks like he took a detour through Retro 60s-Futurism Ray Gun Town, (Pew-Pew!) before throwing a bunch of brass stuff on it.

Another Steampunk Batman — looks like he took a detour through Retro 60s-Futurism Ray Gun Town, (Pew-Pew!) before throwing a bunch of brass stuff on it.

In my mind that’s not a pose; every step he takes is like that and getting to his car is a slow-going, intensely dramatic affair.

In my mind that’s not a pose; every step he takes is like that and getting to his car is a slow-going, intensely dramatic affair.

Steampunk Batman and Poison Ivy!

Steampunk Batman and Poison Ivy!

bobrasher:spoonr:fumettimarvel:shlabam:electricshambles:robblerobble: culturaldictionaryofdick: I don’t know who did this or what the fuck is going on here, but I love that Darkwing Duck is in the middle of it. RE: ‘I don’t know who did this’ — this is by kizer180 on DA, here. I’m all about source these days. Is ‘source hunter’ a thing? Because that’s what I am. Source hunter. As for what the fuck is going on, it’s the dark side. Obviously.

bobrasher:spoonr:fumettimarvel:shlabam:electricshambles:robblerobble:

culturaldictionaryofdick:

I don’t know who did this or what the fuck is going on here, but I love that Darkwing Duck is in the middle of it.

RE: ‘I don’t know who did this’ — this is by kizer180 on DA, here. I’m all about source these days. Is ‘source hunter’ a thing? Because that’s what I am. Source hunter.

As for what the fuck is going on, it’s the dark side. Obviously.

A particularly terrifying sight for the Joker cosplayers they’re descending on.

A particularly terrifying sight for the Joker cosplayers they’re descending on.

I don’t even care if this one is blurry it’s so awesome.

I don’t even care if this one is blurry it’s so awesome.

$475000 divided by 64 pages of action is almost $7500 per page. THAT IS NONSENSE. I love comics as much as the next gal, but big time collecting has never made any sense to me. You could use that money to commission your own damn comic filled with everything you’ve ever wanted. You could buy enough comics to build a fort out of and live in. You could buy a house. That is 64 pages of house.

$475000 divided by 64 pages of action is almost $7500 per page. THAT IS NONSENSE.

I love comics as much as the next gal, but big time collecting has never made any sense to me. You could use that money to commission your own damn comic filled with everything you’ve ever wanted. You could buy enough comics to build a fort out of and live in. You could buy a house. That is 64 pages of house.

I guess the batkids all had this up their sleeves if they were ever unhappy with their working conditions.

I guess the batkids all had this up their sleeves if they were ever unhappy with their working conditions.