CRAKKAJAMMA!

Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.

I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

Maleficent — possibly on her way to some parties she wasn’t invited to.

“When are you going to take ze picture, dah-ling? I don’t have all day yoo know!”

# really my heart bleeds for you dah-ling but my eyes will start bleeding too if you persist on vearing zhat impossible discozoot!

# discowing would never happen under edna's watchful gaze

# OVER ONE THOUSAND DEGREES!

# machine washable dah-ling that's a new feature

Black Lantern Wonder Woman, Indigo Lantern Ray Palmer (Atom), Red Lantern Mera.

Man, I really gave up on Blackest Night too soon if I missed this.

Who’s the poozer that put Kilowog in the corner? Nobody puts Kilowog in a corner!

# I always knew clark had a stick up his ass

# Captain Marvel's stick has always been implied

# DC

# this is why no toys should be left in their original packaging

# they're so much fun to set up and play with

# and being boxed up makes them feel sad

# I refer you to the toy story series

# nobody puts kilowog in a corner

# I now demand a remake of dirty dancing with kilowog playing the role of baby

# I've had the time of my liiiife and i owe it all to you ooh oohh

I HAVE NO REGRETS

(it’s all crakkajamma’s fault)

GLORIOUS. I am fine with accepting responsibility for this. Kind of how I’d be fine with being credited for anything awesome if people want to go ahead and attach my name to it. Use your initiative, people!

Also, the NPH base is right here if anyone else was feeling creative.

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# nph is every character

# even the lady characters

# ESPECIALLY the lady characters

# I imagine he sees it as a professional challenge

# dat hair

# dat everything

# omg

# fuckyeahbatwoman is my hero

# red

# black

# awesome

Speaking of David Bowie…

Who wants to live forever?

Who dares to love forever?

Ohhh whoa oh ohh oh….

WHEN FREDDIE MUST ARIIIISE!

# there's no time for us

# :(

# killer queen would also be appropriate

# we interupt your spam to present

# because I can't read the signature

# I like him better than marvel's pluto

# oh james woods

# a villain like a con-artist car salesman is so cool

# honest hades' used cars

comic-relief:

And then there’s her mother. Who is FUCKING. AWESOME.

She has a unicorn. A battle unicorn. If you don’t think that’s awesome, then you have no soul.

A Battle Unicorn? INSTANT REBLOG.

↵ Originally posted by comic-relief

↵ Reblogged from comic-relief

# omg

# how is anyone even allowed to be this awesome?

# hippolyta

# I propose a crossover where my main man tries to steal her girdle

# it's mythological canon!

# dat armor

# omg look at the wafty curly floaty unicorn tail on the right

# even with all that pimped out war unicorn armor it can't help but be pretty

# pretty