Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.
I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.
Hey gang! Let’s read some Dracula!
If you read all that and you’re not terribly amused then, I’m sorry, we will never be friends. Best you collect your things and leave quietly. Use the side door. I don’t want the neighbours to see you.
- # brb: unpicking 'bffs forever' embroidered wall hanging
- # oh fuck it this is taking forever
- # I'll just throw it on the fire and watch it burn away
- # like our friendship
- # oh shit it's all smoky
- # the backboard must have had a toxic protective covering
- # motherfucker open a window
- # the side windows
- # I don't want the neighbours to see
- # lolol
- # FIEND OF THE BLOOD HORROR TERROR
- # MAN IS HIS SUSHI
- # abhay khosla's bram stoker's dracula
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- Posted 1 year ago
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He’s worse than I thought!
Let’s Get All Up In His Areas! There’s something very Kate Beaton about that.
Let’s Shit All Over His Areas! There’s something very Aspiring Performance Artist about that.
What do you think? Contextless panel of the week?
- # close but no cigar
- # contextless panel of the week goes to sister cynthia knickerbocker
- # poor flat bastard
- # FORE!-skin
- # it's like 4square
- # with flaps of skin
- # I think it looks frightening when it’s cut off
- # it’s a doberman
- # let it have its ears
- # abhay khosla's bram stoker's dracula
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- Posted 1 year ago
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Bigfoot might do that for free. I don’t think there’s any love lost between him and Dracula.
- # detailed in the grim historical poem 'the monster mash'
- # which is not a metaphor for an ancient mayan handjob orgy
- # such a fiasco
- # a fracas if you will
- # a loco comotion
- # probably something to do with union talks
- # I assume monster folk of significant legend have a union
- # and you best believe it's as corrupt as a partially fragmented drive
- # I don't know what I'm talking about
- # twittah my facebooks
- # abhay khosla's bram stoker's dracula
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- Posted 1 year ago
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BRILLIANT
- # brb: liquifying the twilight novels
- # geddit
- # ...
- # because they're dogshit see
- # maybe you got it without my help
- # but I'm a very busy person
- # I don't have time for you to sit there wasting time not adoring my charming wordplay
- # abhay khosla's bram stoker's dracula
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- Posted 1 year ago
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DOUBLY BRILLIANT
I’ve been saying that for years!
Sorry if you just got fired having that on your dash. Nothing a hypo full of poison dogshit can’t fix!
- # make like your boss is dracula
- # go burn some bridges
- # this is the classiet fucking tumblr in all the goddamn internet
- # a lone scream stabs the night with something cool
- # TERIAKI
- # SHIVERING MOMS
- # he licks satan's clit
- # it's in block text so it must be true
- # I thought satan was with saddam
- # I don't know what to believe anymore
- # abhay khosla's bram stoker's dracula
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- Posted 1 year ago
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The reaction of a typical anime character to point three simply kicks that logic to the ground and takes a picture of its schoolgirl panties.
- # japanese otaku dracula
- # I'd read it
- # after I scanlated it
- # I bet it already exists
- # ahh mina-chan so kawaii
- # insert gratuitous panty-shot here
- # *nosebleed*
- # logic just got served
- # logic also probably picked up a dozen different fetishes
- # that's the price you play when you tango with japan
- # abhay khosla's bram stoker's dracula
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- Posted 1 year ago
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