Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.

I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

A giddy welcome to my new followers! Even though my queue is boned and not posting regularly for some reason. I will fix this post haste! And to the people I follow who do me the thronor of following me back: You guys. You guys. A day and a half away from tumblr and my dash has accumulated over 200 pages of new stuff. Holy shit. Even though such an undertaking seems crazyballs, I’m going to look at all of it — because I not only follow you guys for the consistently awesome stuff you post or the silken hair that frames your face just so, but because the fuckyeahness of the tumblr experience inspires me to greater greatness and beardier beardiness. I figure after rolling around in 200 pages of that feeling I’ll be able to fart thunderbolts. So have a mini Teen Titans: Year One spam with a brofist salad on the side while I catch up. Dedicated to awyeahtitans who (in my mind) is made of titans and deserves a brofist.

A giddy welcome to my new followers! Even though my queue is boned and not posting regularly for some reason. I will fix this post haste!

And to the people I follow who do me the thronor of following me back: You guys. You guys. A day and a half away from tumblr and my dash has accumulated over 200 pages of new stuff. Holy shit.

Even though such an undertaking seems crazyballs, I’m going to look at all of it — because I not only follow you guys for the consistently awesome stuff you post or the silken hair that frames your face just so, but because the fuckyeahness of the tumblr experience inspires me to greater greatness and beardier beardiness. I figure after rolling around in 200 pages of that feeling I’ll be able to fart thunderbolts.

So have a mini Teen Titans: Year One spam with a brofist salad on the side while I catch up. Dedicated to awyeahtitans who (in my mind) is made of titans and deserves a brofist.

Donna’s swooning over The Flips and getting caught up in teen funtimes was kind of great.

Donna’s swooning over The Flips and getting caught up in teen funtimes was kind of great.

You’re too cute Aqualad, but a girls’ room contains mysteries you’re just not ready for.

You’re too cute Aqualad, but a girls’ room contains mysteries you’re just not ready for.

Aww no one takes him seriously. But chin-up Wally, in a few years Robin will become Discowing and no one will take him seriously either.

Aww no one takes him seriously. But chin-up Wally, in a few years Robin will become Discowing and no one will take him seriously either.

The expression on Speedy’s face, to quote Frog Thor, is all: “Verily, I think not.”

The expression on Speedy’s face, to quote Frog Thor, is all: “Verily, I think not.”

Ollie’s dating tips are concise and to the point. He makes the ladies quiver and men green with envy. Something something target demographic.

Ollie’s dating tips are concise and to the point. He makes the ladies quiver and men green with envy. Something something target demographic.

I LOVE THIS PANEL

I LOVE THIS PANEL

Oh, boys.

Oh, boys.

“Ugh! You’re making us look bad in front of Batman! Now I’ll have to buuuurp the alphabet to save face.”

“Ugh! You’re making us look bad in front of Batman! Now I’ll have to buuuurp the alphabet to save face.”

AND THEIR DATE IS TOTALLY SWEET AND UNEVENTFUL. THE END. >:|

AND THEIR DATE IS TOTALLY SWEET AND UNEVENTFUL. THE END.

>:|

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