Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.
I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.
Ugh. Just look at these magnificent bastards. I love GPW so much.
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Whoo! *fans self*
It took me ages to figure out what I was looking at. I thought Selina’s neck and bosomy bits were a back and buttocks all squished up against a weird rock. My brain can’t deal with a lack of faces so it turns it into some Magic Eye weirdness.
BRUCE IS TAKING ALL OF HIS TOYS AND GOING HOME! THEN HE’S GOING TO PUT A SIGN OUT SIDE THE BATCAVE THAT SAYS ‘NO GIRLZ ALLOWED’ AND GET STARTED ON HATING CATWOMAN FOREVER AND EVER. THAT WILL SHOW HER. THAT WILL SHOW EVERYONE!