Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.
I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.
Maleficent — possibly on her way to some parties she wasn’t invited to.
- # party pooper
- # suddenly birds! tens of them!
- # DAMN GURL
- # dramatic robe
- # so much stitching on irregular seams
- # I would die
- # black
- # purple
- # horns
- # needs to be in a coffee club with lady loki
- # disney
- # villains
- # Maleficent
- # sleeping beauty
- # does merriweather have to slap a bitch?
- # cosplay
- # cosplay sunday
- # source unknown
- # awesome
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- Posted 1 year ago
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WHAT IF…?
Nah, don’t bother wondering. One of those Kingdom Hearts kids would probably just ruin it all with their big keys and bad hair.
- # don't even get me started on that organization of thirteen people who don't know how to wash their hair product out
- # GET OFF MY LAWN
- # I gots opinions goddamn
- # crossover pairing
- # Villains
- # fanart
- # source unknown
- # hades
- # maleficent
- # disney
- # oooh mister hades
- # let's do it
- # yes
- # and I will leave my fire toupe on
- # gaze
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- Posted 1 year ago
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Looks like some Disney villains took a level in badass.
- # holy shit iago!
- # you are now reading this in gilbert gottfried's voice
- # EL-OH EL-OH ELLLLL
- # shudder
- # captain hook
- # hades
- # he sells something bad
- # possibly hook
- # ursula
- # tentacles
- # appropriately massive
- # maleficent
- # the biggest tantrum-thrower ever
- # waaah they didn't invite me to a party
- # everyone must suffer!
- # iago
- # cruella de vil
- # best worst name ever
- # a black bird I don't recognize
- # jafar
- # where'd his hat go?
- # what's he holding?
- # kaa from the jungle book?
- # idk
- # dat inkwork
- # grim and gritty
- # fanart
- # source unknown
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- Posted 1 year ago
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