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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

Caperulobo by ~loganart on deviantART

Caperulobo by ~loganart on deviantART

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(via gatekeeper)

(via loveyourchaos) Rainbow waterfalls? Oh you best believe that’s a reblog.

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Rainbow waterfalls? Oh you best believe that’s a reblog.

allcreatures: White pelicans try to catch fish in their wide open beaks during feeding time at the Marlow bird park in northern Germany MADNESS

allcreatures:

White pelicans try to catch fish in their wide open beaks during feeding time at the Marlow bird park in northern Germany

MADNESS

/end Joker and Harley surprise tiny-spam that came out of nowhere.

/end Joker and Harley surprise tiny-spam that came out of nowhere.

(via movieoftheday) Holy crap, that old woman used to troll my dreams when I was little and obsessed with this film. Having a perfectly normal dream about my parents as lego-people and out pops the old woman, “Boo! BOO!”. Dreaming about eating huge piles of cookies? “Boo! BOOOOO!” Cutting off He-Man’s head and riding away on a My Little Pony? “Boo! BOOOOOOO!” Trapped in a game of Lemmings? “BOOOO! BOOOOOO!”

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Holy crap, that old woman used to troll my dreams when I was little and obsessed with this film. Having a perfectly normal dream about my parents as lego-people and out pops the old woman, “Boo! BOO!”. Dreaming about eating huge piles of cookies? “Boo! BOOOOO!” Cutting off He-Man’s head and riding away on a My Little Pony? “Boo! BOOOOOOO!” Trapped in a game of Lemmings? “BOOOO! BOOOOOO!”

nationalgeographicdaily: Terraced Rice Field, ChinaPhoto: Thierry Bornier Yunnan, China, is a beautiful place for shooting rice field terraces.  I can’t quite deal with the fact that this is an actual landscape — of working fields at that — and not some kind of abstract painting.

nationalgeographicdaily:

Terraced Rice Field, China
Photo: Thierry Bornier

Yunnan, China, is a beautiful place for shooting rice field terraces. 

I can’t quite deal with the fact that this is an actual landscape — of working fields at that — and not some kind of abstract painting.

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(via thestarssobright)

splitpeavintageblog:bigfun, sft, suyhnc, lemon2jul, Elohim 3, (via xn—c1h) Whatever this is I imagine it making a noise like WHOMMM WHOMMM WHAAAAH.

splitpeavintageblog:bigfun, sft, suyhnc, lemon2jul, Elohim 3, (via xn—c1h)

Whatever this is I imagine it making a noise like WHOMMM WHOMMM WHAAAAH.

oddish:crowned:yandere:athrun / titeya / (via juliancallos) This reminds me of some of the covers to The Unwritten — which is one of those comics you should be reading but aren’t, because you’re so damn difficult.

oddish:crowned:yandere:athrun / titeya / (via juliancallos)

This reminds me of some of the covers to The Unwritten — which is one of those comics you should be reading but aren’t, because you’re so damn difficult.

I dream in comic book panels.

dcu:

Weirdest dream of my life, with beautiful art. If I ever get a chance to write for Booster Gold, I have a hell of a story to tell… 

I had a dream in comic panels about Catwoman inexplicably rolling with one of those L.A. latino girl gangs. They were awesome and sassy and were all dolled up with excessive lip-liner (read: any lip-liner) and all wore Catwoman cowls that were decorated like Mexican wrestler masks.

The whole ‘plot’ was them cruising the streets in their tricked out yellow jeep and catcalling all the Robins. It culminated in them doing donuts/burnouts in Wayne Manor’s garden and an impromptu pool party in one of WayneCorps corporate fountains.

It was rad to the max.

OPEN YOUR EYES, I SEE, YOUR EYES ARE OPEN

OPEN YOUR EYES, I SEE, YOUR EYES ARE OPEN