Welcome to the dashing personal tumblr of an equally dashing raconteur, famed alchemist and master lion tamer -- I enjoy collecting cursed inheritance, the smell of hammers half-buried in damp soil and filling description sidebars with ballsy lies. Expect danger, lulz, illustration, ADVENTURRRE (all-caps, three R's), comics and magnificent beards.

I based the colour palette of this theme on a picture of a cold cat. That's all you really need to know.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, modified by loish. Note: None of the images posted to this tumblr belong to me. I try to have a click-through link or the source listed next to whatever images I post. Images without a source are tagged with source unknown, if you know the source please let me know on my ask page.

 

allcreatures:

Madhuri, an Indian elephant, swings a monitor lizard around by its tail. The unlucky creature had been swept off the ground and was carried around for a number of days by the elephant. With its tail firmly clamped in the animal’s trunk the lizard was swung around and occasionally put back on the ground. The scene was captured by Jagdeep Rajput during a trip to Corbett National Park in India
Picture: Jagdeep Rajput /Solent (via Pictures of the day: 14 July 2010 - Telegraph)

“Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson.  Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life, or have been mistreated…but, like people, some of them are just jerks.”

allcreatures:

Madhuri, an Indian elephant, swings a monitor lizard around by its tail. The unlucky creature had been swept off the ground and was carried around for a number of days by the elephant. With its tail firmly clamped in the animal’s trunk the lizard was swung around and occasionally put back on the ground. The scene was captured by Jagdeep Rajput during a trip to Corbett National Park in India

Picture: Jagdeep Rajput /Solent (via Pictures of the day: 14 July 2010 - Telegraph)

“Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life, or have been mistreated…but, like people, some of them are just jerks.”

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    ELEPHANT VS. MONITOR LIZARD
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    LOL OMG, POOR LIZARD
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    megmutatja neki milyen a repülés, tök jó fej :D
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    “Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some...them act badly because they’ve...
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    why am i so obsessed with animals???? oh i know, because they’re spectacular.
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